| Deborah: Happy holidays, Steven!
Steven Colbert: Say, "Merry Christmas", go ahead and say it, either
that or "Happy Hanukkah", however you celebrate the birth of Jesus.
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| Alec: I shot a deer that had black and white spots and an utter.
Tucker: A cow!
Me: Thank you, Tucker, for clarifying the obvious point of the joke for the rest of us who might not have got that otherwise.
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| Mr. Vogt: Alec, why did you miss science today?
Alec: I had to get my heart checked. They said the spikes in the beat
were bigger than normal. They said it's probably because of swimming,
but they're going to do an echo just to make sure.
Mr. Vogt: It might be an enlarged heart. I rented an apartment out to a
kid who had that once, he died suddenly while driving one day. Just
dropped dead.
Alec: Did you get the last month's rent?
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| Me: Yes, I'd like a small sprite with every add-in flavor added in.
Lady at Sonic: Oh god.
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| I think I may start this up again for a little while since school has started again. |
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